The Mistress

$89.00

Ornament above practicality, always. Hand-set in gleaming crystal, small enough to slip from one engagement to the next without a trace. She was never meant to be discreet.

Crystal-set alloy frame
Chain handle
17 × 9 × 4cm
Available in Black, Golden

No Wasted Stitching

Every seam serves a purpose. We build bags to solve real problems, not merely to decorate them.

The Smell Test™

Every bag is sniffed, inspected, and interrogated before it ever reaches thy doorstep. Fails are banished from the realm.

No Treachery

What thou seest is what arriveth. Petition the Court any time, and we shall answer within a reasonable number of moons.

No Empty Promises

Genuine leather is only called leather when it is. Every true material is listed plainly on this very page, no courtly euphemisms.

Built To Outlast The Joke

What began as an internet jest has become an actual bag business. We take the craftsmanship rather more seriously than the branding.

Every bag carries its own tale, usually involving a duchess, a scandal, or a peasant who got lucky. Read The Court Chronicle for the full account.